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John Robo Robertson
- From: San Clemente
- Lives: San Clemente
- Sponsors: Vicodin, Vodka, Valtrex, Viagra
- Height: 5’10”
- Weight: 170
- Skateboarding / Surfing since: yesterday
- What kind of women do you like?: all shapes and sizes
- Favorite Sea animal?: My eel
- Would you have stayed and fought for the ALAMO?: I would've drank all the tequila and gone from there
- Favorite travels: up the street to the Rib Trader
- What music do you like?: NOT RAP
- Words of wisdom: I forgot
- Could you beat Bayard in arm wrestling?: definitely yes
- Ponch or John from CHiPs?: both at the same time
