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Chris Pontius
- Skateboarding / Surfing since: 10 or 11
- What kind of women do you like?: Jealous ones with strong breath and mean tempers.
- Favorite Sea animal?: Sharks are the most fascinating, even though they are kind of scary. But whatever animal is around, I will use it to get a piece of grabass. "Oh Baby, look at those dolphins...How magical! Oh look at that whale...How spiritual!" See what I mean?
- Would you have stayed and fought for the ALAMO?: I would have been on the Mexican side, so...Hell ya! The Americans were so outnumbered, I would've just hung out off to the side somewhere, playing the trumpet or the drums, keeping everyones morale strong. After the dust setttled, I could go hook up with some white bitches that were left alone. I'd be like, "Don't be mad at me, I was just playing the drums." Then, I would take them in my arms and make them feel safe and have my way with them!
- Favorite travels: Haven't liked a single one! Should have stayed home in the first place! Just kidding. I have a few favorites that symbolize new phases of life, adventures with friends, and true love. Some of the best trips, you don't even know are so significant till later. Others, at some point of the journey, you realize it and say to yourself, "This is the greatest moment and nothing is ever going to be the same again!"
- What music do you like?: I really just like good songs. It doesn't matter what instruments are used or what type of beat it is. I can see through that shit. As for the music I play, it always ends up sounding like Rock n' Roll. I guess it's a cultural thing or something. If you put a harp in my hands or some other Heavenly instrument, the music that I'd make with it would end up sounding like AC/DC or something.
- Words of wisdom: To quote Ennio Morriconne, "Be the first one to fire. Every man is a liar. There's just one type of man you can trust, that's a dead man...or a gringo like me."
- Ponch or John from CHiPs?: Fuck those pigs!
