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Benji Clark

  • From: Nagoya, Japan
  • Lives: San Pedro, CA
  • Sponsors: Swiffer, Ilford inkjet papers, Epson printers, Sekonic light meters I'm on the Retail team I get to buy everything at full price with tax.
  • Height: Giaganto Giaganter
  • Weight: Kinda Fatty McFatterson
  • Skateboarding / Surfing since: Skating from the womb/Surfing since yesterday
  • What kind of women do you like?: Loose Independent Trucks or sometimes Loose Thunder Trucks.
  • Favorite Sea animal?: Baby all sea animals
  • Would you have stayed and fought for the ALAMO?: Nah, but I would have defended Davy Crockett's Raccoon skin cap
  • Favorite travels: Lush vegetation and landscapes that resemble 60's Star Trek sets.
  • What music do you like?: Techno Noise Grundge Suicide Breakdance Rock with a dash of screamo.
  • Words of wisdom: Get it on. Go Solar Nuclear.
  • Could you beat Bayard in arm wrestling?: Fuck no, no one can take those guns, but maybe thumb wrestling.
  • Ponch or John from CHiPs?: Nah more like Mr. Furley from Three's Company
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